Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap
this is not a love story.
this will not end happily.
this is a battle,
and it will end just as bloody.
this is a horror movie,
and we will not survive until the credits.
this is a tragedy, my love,
and you have always played the hero.”
— we were doomed from the start
geisha : Emi or modern day helen of troy ; single ; andrew's
best friend since fucking forever